Why Hello?!

4 months ago eh asa isang bar na naman (parati paring bar wag ka magalala)

may tumabing ale sakin.

ale: by the way, what kind of chinese are you?

ako:  what do you mean?

ale:  oriental, what kind of chinese oriental are you?

ako:  oh, the not chinese kind

ale:  you’re clearly are

ako:  i’m Filipino

ale:  that explains it, you look chinese but not really

anak ng.  napakaliit naman ng life view ni ate.  maypagkaracist pa ang white trash.