Bottomless iced tea

nadaan kami minsan ni misis sa swiss chalet for lunch

waiter: hi, i’m your server for today. what drinks would you like to start with?
eh syempre pinoy, sa makakasulit
badong: one iced tea please, bottomless
misis: i’ll have a pinacolada, virgin
ganuon pala yon, pagkavirgin pa eh walang sayad ng alcohol, lol

eniweys … eh naubos na ang iced tea

badong: hi, i’d like to have a refill please
waiter: excuse me?
badong: oh, the iced tea (pointing to the glass)
waiter: ahh, another one
(biglang alis)

waiter: here you go (putting another glass)
badong: ummm … wait, i only asked for a refill (magalang)
waiter: you said another iced tea
badong: yes. a refill…
waiter: we put refills in a new glass
badong: oh, teynks (muntik pa kong mapaaway)