Batian

maraming mabait dito sa Canada
medyo disoriented kasi lahat ng tao dito
pagkanakasalubong eh bumabati ng goodmorning or goodafternoon
wala pa namang bumabati sakin ng goodnight

sa pinas eh pagkamayroon kang nakitang kakilala
or namumukhaan mo lang eh babatiin mo kagad ng
“oi”, or tango papataas lang
maski di mo alam ang pangalan
maski parang naging classmate mo lang yon
sa isang elective na di mo naman pinapasukan
or syota ng pinsan ng kachat mo na nakilala nya sa paradise
basta namumukhaan mo


Classic Rock

Finally found a radio station that plays rock
not only rock but a radio station that is purely classic rock! w00t!

funny thing in a nice way is that it closely sounds like NU107,
including the station ID (complete with VO tone)

NU107: home of new rock, NU107
Q107: home of classic rock, Q107


Bottomless iced tea

nadaan kami minsan ni misis sa swiss chalet for lunch

waiter: hi, i’m your server for today. what drinks would you like to start with?
eh syempre pinoy, sa makakasulit
badong: one iced tea please, bottomless
misis: i’ll have a pinacolada, virgin
ganuon pala yon, pagkavirgin pa eh walang sayad ng alcohol, lol

eniweys … eh naubos na ang iced tea

badong: hi, i’d like to have a refill please
waiter: excuse me?
badong: oh, the iced tea (pointing to the glass)
waiter: ahh, another one
(biglang alis)

waiter: here you go (putting another glass)
badong: ummm … wait, i only asked for a refill (magalang)
waiter: you said another iced tea
badong: yes. a refill…
waiter: we put refills in a new glass
badong: oh, teynks (muntik pa kong mapaaway)